Description
Wise Ass Vodka is crafted for those who love to stand out and have fun while enjoying a smooth, premium spirit. Made in America and designed for the modern socialite, this vodka delivers a crisp, clean taste perfect for any occasion — from house parties to upscale cocktail lounges. With bold, cheeky branding and an approachable price point, Wise Ass Vodka belongs at the center of your celebration.
Features:
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Ultra-premium American-made vodka
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Designed for social gatherings and celebrations
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Smooth, versatile flavor profile
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Eye-catching bottle that sparks conversation
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Perfect for cocktails, shots, or sipping neat
Why You'll Love This:
Wise Ass Vodka isn’t just a drink — it’s a personality. Whether you’re at a sports bar, nightclub, or hosting at home, its playful branding and premium taste make it the ultimate social vodka. Affordable without compromising quality, Wise Ass Vodka is built for parties, good times, and unforgettable nights.
Do you ship to all states?
- We do NOT currently ship to the following states: Massachusetts (MA), Michigan (MI), Mississippi (MS), South Carolina (SC), Tennessee (TN), and Utah (UT). Please check your state’s laws before placing an order.
Do you ship on weekends or holidays?
- Orders placed on Saturday, Sunday, or holidays will be processed starting the following Monday.
Do you offer expedited shipping?
- Yes, expedited shipping options are available at checkout for faster delivery.
Can I have my order shipped to a P.O. Box or APO/FPO address?
- We cannot ship to P.O. Boxes or APO/FPO addresses. Please provide a physical address for delivery.
Yes, a signature is required for all alcohol deliveries to verify that the recipient is of legal drinking age.
Since alcohol deliveries require an adult signature, we recommend shipping to a business address to ensure the package is received without delays.
Payment & Security
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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